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Custom I Heart T-Shirt

Custom I Heart  T-Shirt

£9.99

We can print ANYHING you like under the I "Heart". Font will be "courier new bold" and black unless specified.
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Cure For Tourettes T-Shirt

Cure For Tourettes T-Shirt

£9.99

Cure For Tourettes T-Shirt. What Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes! When Do We Want It? Cunt!
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Banksy Rat You Lie T Shirt

Banksy Rat You Lie T Shirt

£9.99

Banksy's You Lie Rat T shirt based on the grafitti art of the greatest, most well known, and bad ass street artist of the 21st Century, Banksy. Here's to ya!
Note. These are not official banksy tees, but based on and traced from banksy designs. Every 10 of Banksy's t-shirts sold, we will donate a percentage of the profits to a charity of our choice.
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Free Hugs T-Shirt. Get Your Free Hugs Tshirt Today!

Free Hugs T-Shirt. Get Your Free Hugs Tshirt Today!

£9.99

Free Hugs T-Shirt. Get Your Free Hugs Tshirt Today! Instantly Pull The Opposite Sex :)
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I'm Banksy T shirt

I'm Banksy T shirt

£9.99

Awesome I'm Banksy Art Tshirt based on the grafitti art of the greatest, most well known, and bad ass street artist of the 21st Century, Banksy. Here's to ya!
Note. These are not official banksy t-shirts, but based on and traced from banksy designs.
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I Love Chips T-Shirt

I Love Chips T-Shirt

£9.99

I Love Chips T Shirt, I Heart Chips Tshirt, mmm... chips, *drools*
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Hench (Bench pisstake) Funny Tshirt

Hench (Bench pisstake) Funny Tshirt

£9.99

Hench (Bench pisstake) Funny Slogan Tee Shirt, Bench getting a bit to old for your try ou new brand HENCH you will never stop being noticed now!!
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Nicholas Cage You Dont Say T-Shirt - AKA Nicolas Cage Meme Trollface Tshirt

Nicholas Cage You Dont Say T-Shirt - AKA Nicolas Cage Meme Trollface Tshirt

£9.99

Trollface Nicolas Cage You Don't Say T-Shirt.

You Don’t Say? is a rage comic face based on a contour drawing of Nicolas Cage that is that is used as a sarcastic response to an obvious observation or statement, in similar vein to O RLY image macros.

Origin:
The phrase you don’t say is an idiomatic expression used to convey surprise or astonishment but it can be also used sarcastically in response to an obvious statement.<Actinic:Variable Name = '8'/> The image of Nicolas Cage was taken from a scene in the 1988 black comedy film Vampire’s Kiss, which revolves around a troubled literary agent’s descent into madness after convincing himself that he is turning into a vampire. His unique facial expression was taken from a particular scene in which Cage’s character Peter Loew torments his secretary in a disturbing manner.

The scene from Vampire Kiss was featured in a video titled Nicholas Cage Freaking Out, uploaded by YouTuber twoworldsfreak01 on July 27th, 2009. A still from the scene was also used as a reaction face in a in a demotivational image captioned with Nicolas Cage uploaded to Roflrazzi on August 15th, 2009. The contour drawing of Nicolas Cage first appeared in a rage comic uploaded to Reddit by user LeechHax on October 1st, 2011. It had been vectorized by Redditor Aveilleux for LeechHax to use specifically in his comic.
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I Just Like Fish IXTHUS Tshirt

I Just Like Fish IXTHUS Tshirt

£9.99

I Just Like Fish IXTHUS Tshirt. Jesus Fish? WTF? It's A Fish. What Next, A Jesus Cloud?
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I Love SB (Stephen Baldwin or Susan Boyle) Tshirt

I Love SB (Stephen Baldwin or Susan Boyle) Tshirt

£9.99

I Love SB - I Heart Stephen Baldwin or SUBO T Shirt. Get your own Stephen Baldwin or Susan Boyle T Shirt or why not design your own custom tee
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About Us Time*Bomb are completely dedicated to your total satisfaction. If you have any suggestions or comments please email us using the link on the store page.

Our Contact details:

Time*Bomb
31 High Street Croydon CR0 1QB
United Kingdom
Phone: 020 8686 7730
Email: info@timebombtshirts.com

We accept credit card payment. If you are shopping from North America or anywhere else, place your order and your credit card company will convert the transaction to US Dollars or your own currency.

You may send your credit card information via phone, snail mail or over the Internet.

When confirmation of order is received, this is to indicate that we have received your order. It does not indicate that a contract exists between us. We will indicate acceptance of your order, and hence a contract between us, when we send you an invoice. We have included this term to protect us in the case that a mistake has been made in pricing, we have inadvertently under-priced goods, or we are no longer able to supply a particular product for some reason. In the case of a change of price, we will always contact you first to ensure that the price is acceptable.

Shipping And Handling: We are unable to deliver to PO Box addresses.

Delivery - We aim to process all orders within 2 working days. However, if you choose standard delivery please allow up to 28 days due to the sometimes erratic UK postal service. If you require your order urgently or for a specific date please call/email to let us know and we will do our best to get it to you.

UK & International Shipping costs. We charge £1.50 flat rate.

Tax Charges For orders made from the UK or the European Union, 15.0% VAT is added. All other orders are VAT free. Credit Card Security When the order is placed at our website, credit card numbers are encrypted using 128 bit encryption. They are only decrypted after they reach our computer. They are not held in clear text on any web site.

Reaching Us: Any email received from a customer or potential customer will normally be answered within 24 hours.

Privacy Policy Time*Bomb do not disclose buyers' information to third parties other than when order details are processed as part of the order fulfilment. In this case, the third party will not disclose any of the details to any other third party.

Cookies are used on this shopping site to keep track of the contents of your shopping cart, to store delivery addresses if the address book is used and to store your details if you select the 'Remember Me' Option. They are also used after you have logged on as part of that process. You can turn off cookies within your browser by going to 'Tools | Internet Options | Privacy' and selecting to block cookies. If you turn off cookies, you will be unable to place orders or benefit from the other features that use cookies.

Returns Policy :

Please Note: As timebombtshirts.com is a "custom" tshirt store, (eg "DAVE" on a tshirt) returns are only accepted if it is a "Stock Item" eg. the exact design (font & colour) is shown on our website. Unfortunately, if you order a "custom" tshirt, please ensure you have ordered the correct size / colour / font as "custom" items cannot be returned.

You may return "non-custom" stock goods for exchange or refund providing they are unworn, in the original packaging within 7 days of receipt. We will not accept the return of goods if they are dirty or damaged in any way. If you want to exchange for a different size or colour, we are happy to replace ordered items, just return and we'll exchange. If the item isn't available then we'll refund the original purchase price. Please contact us first by phone or email if you are returning goods for exchange or refund. We are unable to refund postage costs and we might have to charge for the additional postage.

Please check the size and condition of your item upon receipt. Please note we do not refund any postage costs where the items are as ordered.

If an item is found to be faulty simply send back and we'll provide a refund or an exchange. If an item is found to be faulty after being cleaned we reserve the right to have it tested before deciding whether to refund. If it is found that the cleaning instructions were not followed we shall not refund or exchange the item. If you wish to receive such a garment back you will be asked to pay the shipping costs.


Distance Selling Regulations 2000

By law, you have the right to withdraw from your purchase of an item within seven working days of the day after the date the item is delivered to you. To cancel your purchase under this cooling-off period, you must email us at info@timebombtshirts.com notifying us of any reason of withdrawal, before returning your goods. The only circumstances in which you cannot withdraw your order are where you have taken the goods you have ordered out of the sealed package in which they were delivered. Please package the relevant item securely and send it to us at:

TIME*BOMB
31 High Street
Croydon
Surrey
CR0 1QB
UK

For your protection, we recommend that you use a recorded-delivery service. Please note that you will be responsible for the costs of returning the goods to us unless we delivered the item to you in error, or if the item is faulty.
Making A Purchase Making a purchase could not be easier. Just browse our store, and add any items that you wish to buy into the shopping cart. After you have finished your selection, click on 'Checkout' and you will be asked for a few details that we need to be able to complete the order.

We accept credit card payment. If you are shopping from North America or anywhere else, place your order and your credit card company will convert the transaction to US Dollars or your own currency.

We accept Visa and Mastercard. We do not charge for any item until it is ready to ship. Backordered items are not charged until they are shipped. You may send your credit card information via phone, fax, snail mail or over the Internet.

When confirmation of order is received, this is to indicate that we have received your order. It does not indicate that a contract exists between us. We will indicate acceptance of your order, and hence a contract between us, when we send you an invoice. We have included this term to protect us in the case that a mistake has been made in pricing, we have inadvertently under-priced goods, or we are no longer able to supply a particular product for some reason. In the case of a change of price, we will always contact you first to ensure that the price is acceptable.
Delivery Schedule We deliver your order right away. We will normally send your order to you in 5 business days . International orders are generally received in under 28 days.
Back Orders If your item is not in stock, we will back order for you. You will always be emailed with the option to cancel your order if you would rather not wait.
Tax Charges For orders made from the UK or the European Union, 20% VAT is added. All other orders are VAT free.
Credit Card Security When the order is placed at our website, credit card numbers are encrypted using 128 bit encryption. They are only decrypted after they reach our computer. They are not held in clear text on any web site.
Guarantee We guarantee your satisfaction. <All of our products come with a 30 day no quibble guarantee.>
Reaching Us If you need to reach us, please email us using the link on the store page, alternatively, you can call on 0208 686 7730 (International +44 0208 686 7730) or fax us on or write to us at 31 High Street Croydon Surrey CR0 1QB United Kingdom
Privacy Policy Timebomb T-shirts do not disclose buyers' information to third parties other than when order details are processed as part of the order fulfilment. In this case, the third party will not disclose any of the details to any other third party.

Cookies are used on this shopping site to keep track of the contents of your shopping cart, to store delivery addresses if the address book is used and to store your details if you select the 'Remember Me' Option. They are also used after you have logged on as part of that process. You can turn off cookies within your browser by going to 'Tools | Internet Options | Privacy' and selecting to block cookies. If you turn off cookies, you will be unable to place orders or benefit from the other features that use cookies.
Returns Policy Your rights to return goods are protected under the EU Distance Selling Directive which can be found at http://www.hmso.gov.uk/si/si2000/20002334.htm